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There is a growing trend amongst gay, bi and straight folk:  eating out assholes. (No, not people who are assholes--although I know some who get off on that too. I'm talking about the anus.) It may have a gay (and merry) reputation, but it's not just for men anymore!

For those who like to suck the ol' starfish, note that it generally has to be attached to someone you like, are attracted to (chemistry, as in all things, is all-important) and has recently been thoroughly cleaned out.

 

What is Eating Ass?

Eating ass is also known as analingus, tossing salad or rimming. It involves one (or more--we're not selfish) person's lips, tongue, mouth, or scruff (that can send you over the edge) coming into intimate contact with the anus and taint (perineum) of another person (or persons!) Most polite society will titter and hide their faces behind their fans at the mention of it but trust me, behind closed doors there are a lot of you doing it! Like so much in repressed US society, eating ass is considered to be a taboo that only dirty people engage in.

 

Eating Ass Beneath a Cock-Ringed Package:  He won't get Slapped by Balls Tonight!

 

Don't believe everything you hear. We are a horny lot. Here are some statistics about men and women between the ages of 25 and 44 from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention' 2012 National Health Statistics Study:

  • 98% of women have had vaginal intercourse
  • 97% of men (between 25 and 44) have had vaginal intercourse (meaning there still are some 40-year-old virgins out there.)
  • 89% of women have had oral sex.
  • 90% of men have had oral sex.
  • 37% of women have had anal sex.
  • 45% of men have had anal sex.

It looks like a lot of you have been getting busy with your partner's pucker!

Want to win your lover's hand (and the rest of them) forever? When giving oral sex, let things drift a bit further south and dip into the sphincter a bit. Men and women have amazingly sensitive nerve endings located down there. (And why were we created with those nerves if not to enjoy them?) Pleasure will course throughout their bodies and cause their genitals to twitch! You will have them squirming and moaning with delight. Best yet, they will be powerless to resist your many charms! Even the straightest macho dude will turn to butter with this treatment.
Enjoy this amazingly intimate sex act.
Connecting the Dots:  Enjoying this Amazingly Intimate Sex Act.

 

How to Eat Ass

First, just do what comes naturally! But if you need some tips to get started, just take a great big lick over the entire anus. Then blow on it. You will likely see a tremor of delight. Start with wide licks, then alternate with pressing your rolled up tongue (to make it hard) into the center of that sexy starfish. Push it in and out and then take another wide lick. Alternate your movements and motions for variety. Try swirling your tongue around the edge of the orifice. Kiss and suck it too. Don't forget to kiss the ass and inner thighs as well. This provides even more pleasure. Nibble or gently bite for a bit for even more erogenous excitement.  If you are a man with five o'clock shadow, rub your chin across the anus and taint. You will drive your partner wild!

But don't forget to use your hands. While your tongue is busy at the back door, allow your hands to wander up the legs, inner thighs, stroke the ass cheeks and move around front to take care of the business up front. It is all inter-connected and anything you do with your sexy-good touch will only turn up the heat of passion!

If you want to situate yourself better for easier access, there are many potential positions (limited only by your creativity). Like the top picture, lie on your back near the edge of the bed with your legs up. Another great position is legs spread and leaning forward slightly since this really spreads your ass cheeks. (The guy pictured above is obviously enjoying it too much--he's leaning back which restricts access!) The man pictured on the bottom is on all fours--on the stairs or a coffee table is a great position since it gets your ass right where it needs to be. You can also crouch in a sitting position over your partner's face (this is an obvious sign of what you are looking for!) A position that always works well is the traditional 69--only keep going past the genitalia, down the taint and to that sweet pucker hole!

 

Getting Prepared

Your partner will appreciate it and show far greater enthusiasm if you take the time to thoroughly clean before sex. Soap up your ass crack and gently insert a soapy finger up your butt hole to make sure everything is nice and clean. If you have concerns, there is nothing like a good old fashioned enema. If you have a really hairy ass crack (see the top picture) you might want to trim it back or even shave. It all depends on what your partner enjoys. Some people totally get off on a really hairy butt. As the receiver you will enjoy different sensations when shaved versus hairy. Experiment and see what you like best.

 

Other Considerations

If you are having sex with multiple partners, it's a good idea to use a dental dam or plain old cling wrap. This is basically a condom for your mouth. (Although many swear by going without--just know the risks involved.) Also make sure you have your vaccinations up-to-date for Hepatitis. If you are using toys sterilize them before going from butt to vagina (even if they both belong to the same person). It's just being safe.

When you are done, take a quick minute to rinse your mouth with mouthwash. (This will also make kissing that much sweeter!)

 

A Little Rearguard Action Goes a Long Way! Get Rimming!

 

Note that the happy rimmer in the picture above is wearing an Imperial cock ring. As things really start to heat up and you move to other intimate activities, the Imperial adds power to your fucking thrusts and tantalizes the sensitive lips of the clitoris or anus. Cockrings also keep your prick thicker, harder, longer and more sensitive. This smooth stainless steel penis ring in brushed or mirrored finish will make your cock stand out tall and proud. It will also keep you thicker and harder so you can go the distance! Now that you've got your partner warmed up and lubed, cap it off with an amazing fuck!

Enjoy the intimacy and pleasure of a good rim job!

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 (Photos re-blogged from Tumblr.)

 

Written by Jay — August 26, 2015

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