This has been horse-hung week here at the old hacienda. The measurements that have been coming in have been downright colossal! (I know a couple of you were pumpers but still! It's enough to make a guy feel insecure!)
Not everyone is above average despite what your ma said.
So the trick is to maximize what you've got. There are a couple of ways to do this:
- Keep your pubes trimmed. Seriously, the bigger your bush the smaller your shaft appears. You may love wild, overgrown pubes but leave that to King Dong.
- Watch your body fat. When we gain those extra winter pounds the belly fat makes it look like your dink is shrinking! Your cock is only as long as it is--and it's actually longer than you know because some of it is unseen (because it is on the inside of your body). When we gain weight the body fat pushes out from your body and starts to swallow up your penis. A buddy of mine refers to his diet goals based on number of inches! 20 lbs. equals one inch of cock growth in his diet plan!
- Wear a cockring! I know, it looks like a shameless plug because we sell cock rings. However, this is one of the reasons we sell them. We like the way they make our dicks look! When you wear a cock ring it keeps the blood restricted in your cock so you stay thicker even when flaccid. When you have an erection you get thicker and harder--and for some longer as well.
We quoted Cockring Buddha yesterday when he said, "Now here's the clincher. My cock has grown. I know this sounds crazy, but it's true. I'm not sure if it's from the constant chub of the cockring, or a result of the constant sex lately, but I'm bigger, Even if I don't wear the ring today, my limp dick is larger, and my erections are massive. My wife and I measured my cock when I first purchased the Imperial, and we measured again a couple weeks ago. I'm over 1/4" longer and have gained a ton of girth. It's kind of freaking me out a bit. It's like I have a new porn star stunt double. But I'm not shedding a tear over it. I love having a fat hog of a cock!!!
"Way to go, Gear Essentials. You guys rock. You've taken what I thought was a great sex life, and a damn good piece of meat to start with, and given me the life of fantasy. I fuck like a rabid animal, all day and all night, without a shred of fear as to whether I'll get it up. You've made sex easy and fun for the old man."
Now obviously different men will get different results--we are all built differently. But isn't it nice to know that you can make what you have better? It's so easy to do too.
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(Photo re-blogged from Tumblr.)